Happy St Patrick's Day!

Some jokes from the evening

• What’s Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O’Furniture.  (from Dave Potter)
• Why do leprechauns hate running? They’d rather jig than jog.
• Why do leprechauns love to garden? They have green thumbs!
• How do you know if an Irishman is having fun? He’s Dublin over with laughter!
• What is a huge Irish spider called? Paddy Long Legs.
• Why shouldn’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short.

Dave (Paddy) O'Programme